So there I was, mining away in our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a creeper blew up right in my face. I was so startled that I accidentally spilled my drink all over my keyboard. And that’s when I realized, alcohol and Minecraft just don’t mix! So now I’m soberly building my empire in this crazy server, where the only explosions are from TNT and the only drinks are potions. Join us if you want to stay sober and survive the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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