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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4794 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!