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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4778 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9073 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness Akari, the resident cow, who has somehow learned to ride a pig and challenge players to duels in the town square.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers have been known to breakdance to dubstep music.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Yeehaw!