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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the diamonds be raining from the sky like confetti at a party. and get this, the creepers are all trained to break dance instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.
oh, and did i mention the pigs can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
also, the villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day, but at night they’ll bust out their ninja moves and protect the village from any baddies that come creepin’.
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join in on the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows. yeah, it’s a thing.
