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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8263 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 231 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!