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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3307 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!