AI Anxiety Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	381266	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ores Mined:	2764
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Divine Spears Created:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3323

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.