AI Anxiety Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5113	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Potions Brewed:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	222
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1817	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Void Gems Collected:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4413	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	6356	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9022
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	32810	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4250	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	561	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.