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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8700 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2592 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.
if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.
so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎
