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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Towns Built: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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