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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Love Letters Sent: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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