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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5436 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY