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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 737 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
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