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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9148 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 349697 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?