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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3938 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6809 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?