π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5241 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5252 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
we also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour on the hour. just follow the rainbow trail and you’ll find yourself a shiny new gem to add to your collection.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? he’s not the best at flying yet, but he’s getting there. just hold on tight and watch out for the fireballs shooting out of his butt.
so come on over to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have this kind of craziness?