Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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