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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 7278 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
one time, this dude tried to build a house outta diamonds but ended up summonin’ a dragon instead. it was wild, man.
and guess what? we got Germany’s first African-born MP playin’ with us too! he’s standin’ down after some racist abuse, but don’t worry, we got his back.
so come on over and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, right?