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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6688 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4829 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.
Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!