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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3274 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5000 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6815 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.
Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!