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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6217 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 88 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.
Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!