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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8501 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.
Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!