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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4678 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4294 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.
but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!
