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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 552 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.