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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9380 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3330 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.