Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	765
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.