Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Potions Brewed:	54

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2560
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	801860	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Meteorites Collected:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.