Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	192
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ReziCraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	282	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.