Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MinecraftMalta

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Titan

Welcome to Titan,

This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5541	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Devil’s Minecraft

Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2537	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Infinicraft

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TekkLads MC

Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftINC

CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nathans Simple Survival

Survival

Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Phobos PVP

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ores Mined:	3769

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

qubecraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	494
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.