Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mineplus

This is one of the best servers in the world, it has many things like: skyblock, drugs, pvp, factions, chestshop, economy, PaintBall, and many more things that will surprise you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwordandSteel

Werewolfs factions and pvp

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3516	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3942	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wive server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.