Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	281

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AtomCraftChile

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DefemCraft

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Valhallus

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EverPvP

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LastOfUsSMP

Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VentruTech

VentruTech Minecraft Community!

We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

We hope to see y’all soon!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

• Closed economy (with market & no inflation) • Anti-grief • Towns & nations • Creative plots including WorldEdit •MobArena • SkyWars • Friendly & helpful staff • Active community • 50+ custom plugins • Teamspeak

Stake your claim on part of the sprawling 40k×40k map either on your own or as a citizen of a town. After ranking up a few times you can even make your own town & nation! (Don’t worry, ranking up isn’t hard.) Admins will gladly roll back any griefs should they occur. DigitalForge’s economy is virtually exploit proof. Your digits retain their value over time too, digits (currency) outstanding is capped & inflation is closely monitored. Items are bought & sold on the market. The server also buys certain items, albeit at a discount to the market price. Staff here only have the extra abilities necessary to do their jobs and are players like everyone else. Each staff member has earned their position and new staff are chosen based on merit, not applications. We’re hosted on dedicated hardware with ample capacity & all major services are self hosted in order to optimize performance & player experience. Our active, friendly community is constantly growing & eager to welcome new members; log in and join us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Purplecraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.