Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Herocraft Minecraft RPG

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CloudCraft SMP

CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

Don’t grief mmk?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

IONCRAFT

Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire of the Bear

A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BogRelams

We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Epic Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sotaz Minecraft Community

A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

Come join and partake in this grief!

Meet the Staff!

Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

Admin: Rex_is_goof1

See ya on the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2636	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TheUniversCraft

Servers :

– PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Swisscraft

Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

Server Owner: Vittek

The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

mundo-minecraft

Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Minecraft Server * BIG WORLD MAP * Grief FREE & Mature Grownup SMP Non-PVP Survival, Creative & PVP Pirates Anti Grief Plugins : WorldGuard and CoreProtect !

You are Welcome to join my Simkraf Minecraft Server * Please read Rules @ Simkraf.com * Adult Survival World with Creative for VIP’s ! Craft and build in the Safe Regions & PVP in Pirate Bay UK ! Happy Minecrafting ~ Simkraf =^.^=

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Skyreach

Creative, FTB, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Neostralis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Your journey begins in Hochfels, a remote mountain village. The residents will help you by briefly explaining the most important things to you and sending you to the capital Iakania in the hot air balloon. There the whole world is open to you: Settle down in one of the many player-built cities and build your home there. Your roommates help you and donate items to you. Or venture into the wilderness and conquer nature yourself. Explore our 120,000 block custom world, map unknown terrain and loot hundreds of dungeons! Choose a class and profession, which will give you useful skills. Or pursue exciting quest series through which you can uncover further secrets of the world of Neostralis.

Visit the following pages for more information: → Our website: https://neostralis.com/ → Dynmap: https://map.neostralis.com/ → Wiki: https://neostralis.com/wiki

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!