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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8255 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
