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Players: 96/900 Votes: 1039
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Magic Items Found: 2452 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Potions Brewed: 170 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Farms Harvested: 668

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HEY U GUISE, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ADHD PLAYERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY JUST NARCISSISTICALLY BUILDING THE MOST EPIC CASTLES U EVER SEEN!

WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!

IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!

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  • BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

    BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4597
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Votes: 6659
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 New Chunks Explored: 558018
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

    Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

    So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

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  • CraftySocialAddict

    CraftySocialAddict
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 4152
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

    Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

    So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

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  • PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

    PixelPlayground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1336
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9992
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7141
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Farms Harvested: 321
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Online Mode No cracked accounts supported
    Version Java only
    Season 5 Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Weekly Events Yes
    Monthly Expansions Yes

    FAQ

    What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

    • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
    • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
    • Optional Proximity Chat feature
    • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
    • No pay-to-win donations
    • Active staff support

    What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

    • Respectful adult community
    • Server-wide events and competitions
    • 100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
    • Community projects
    • Long-term community acceptance

    Server Details

    • IP: play.boredommc.com
    • Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
    • Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
    • Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

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  • Love Crafted World 1.20.6

    Love Crafted World 1.20.6
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4887
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

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    Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

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  • OffDayzMinecraftSMP

    OffDayzMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3634
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 171

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    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ExcuseMeImCrafting

    ExcuseMeImCrafting
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4863
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Magic Items Found: 5374
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

    SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 8913
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8175 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 5290
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8178 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ores Mined: 8574 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Gods Slained: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4682
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Whitelisted Server Easy application process for joining
    Custom Map 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
    Custom Mods Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
    Wiki Allows players to start their own lore
    War System Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
    Economy & Land Claiming Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

    Q: What is the size of the custom map?

    A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

    Q: Is there a war system in the server?

    A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

    Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

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  • Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

    Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2744
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

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    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

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  • Mom’sBlockPartyMC

    Mom’sBlockPartyMC
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1220
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Star Shards Collected: 136

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

    Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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  • SneakySMPPlayer

    SneakySMPPlayer
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 6167
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

    Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

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