So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Love Letters Sent: 15 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Runes Activated: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Villages Defended: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Villages Defended: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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