So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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