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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	226
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	602
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5217	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	2985	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Potions Brewed:	94	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.