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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ores Mined:	9028	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Magic Items Found:	3307	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	8941

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1270	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Potions Brewed:	47

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3248
New Chunks Explored:	156998	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	6901
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!