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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2546	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	191

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Star Shards Collected:	109
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8305	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.