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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Animals Bred:	197	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Towns Built:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Emeralds Found:	2896	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	2817
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4884
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7607
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!