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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Emeralds Found:	5414	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
New Chunks Explored:	275052	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	8090	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.