Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

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Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Farms Harvested:	744	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	4734	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Buildings Constructed:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Animals Bred:	102	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Villages Defended:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.