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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1831 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 66 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
