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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4938 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
Rules- No cheating– No 
