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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7779 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
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