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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.
if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
