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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4277 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7292 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5601 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Just like the OP’s brother, you can cheat on your old Minecraft server and start fresh with us. Leave behind the city life and embrace the rural countryside vibes of our server. Grow your own virtual food, build a community with your fellow players, and live off the land like a true Minecraft farmer.
But beware, just like the OP’s brother, there may be some family drama along the way. Join us for family dinners where you can argue with your virtual relatives about accents and proper speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?
So why wait? Join our server now and let the crazy adventures begin! Just remember, no classist behavior allowed – we’re all about equality and fun here. See you in the game!