| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5884 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
mc.abyssmc.net
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3716 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1723 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.
also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7068 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while fighting off hordes of zombies with your diamond sword. It’s like a never-ending adventure that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or stuck in the Nether.
Join now and experience the thrill of Total Assault: Hovercraft (Outdoors – Heavy Armor) – it’s like riding a pig off a cliff, but way more intense! Plus, we have 2x Experience events that will level you up faster than you can say “Redstone.”
Don’t miss out on the Secret Midnight Party – The Oni Holds a Bell – it’s so lit, even the Endermen are dancing! And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – Light Armor) – it’s like a boss battle on steroids!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6370 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Emeralds Found: | 965 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8230 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and insanity, just like dealing with entitled family members who think they can dictate your life choices. Build your dream house in the middle of town, just like your mom wants, and watch out for creepy friends who don’t respect boundaries – we’ve got plenty of those in our server too!
Forget about forgiving that person who maxed out your credit card and stole your peace of mind – on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their shenanigans again. And hey, if you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create with your friends while building epic structures and exploring new worlds. Who needs family drama when you’ve got virtual adventures waiting for you?
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5170 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5608 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9701 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 7066 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1207 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
pb.vanilla-box.ru
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9090 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are (maybe even crazier, who knows?).
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a potion that turns you into a chicken or a command that spawns a herd of zombie llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8133 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 920 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1955 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3158 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so soothing, it’s like a lullaby for your soul. Just like how singing helped soothe a grown man with skin cancer, our server will sing sweet melodies to your heart. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of Minecraft to heal you?
Forget about adulting, come join us and let your inner child roam free. We promise, it’s not weird at all to find comfort in the virtual world. In fact, it’s encouraged! So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away the pain and suffering together.
Join us now and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before. Who needs doctors when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world of healing and happiness, one block at a time!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8876 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3772 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
First off, the admins on this server are like Minecraft gods, they can literally make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little puppies. It’s insane, bro. And the players on this server? Let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you will ever meet. They can build massive castles in like 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.
But wait, there’s more. The economy on this server is so wild, you can buy a stack of diamonds for just one dirt block. I know, it sounds crazy, but it’s true. And the events they have? Bro, they once had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I’m not even kidding.
So, if you want to experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to being good in bed while you’re at it. Just saying.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7039 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that if you send a telepathic message to all people on Earth, they’ll instantly be drawn to join us. That’s right, we’re so awesome that even your grandma will be building pixelated castles in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4275 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
they make you do all these crazy challenges to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army. like, you have to build a giant chicken statue made entirely out of diamonds or you have to survive a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. it’s nuts, man.
and get this, if you pass all the challenges, you get to marry one of the genetically enhanced chickens and rule over the server as their king or queen. it’s like a fairy tale, but with chickens and minecraft.
so, like, come join the server, man. it’s gonna be a clucking good time.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 803 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Server IP | 209.192.186.189:25714 |
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| OP | Only 2 people have OP, everyone else has equal opportunity |
| Rules | No specific rules, players are free to do as they please within the game |
| Player Limit | 30 players, may increase with demand |
| Version | Java only, 1.20.4 |
There are no specific rules set on the server. Players are free to act as they wish, whether it be building, stealing, or waging war.
OP privileges are only given to 2 players on the server. There are no applications or requests for additional OP positions.
As there are no set rules on the server, it is up to each individual player to handle toxic behavior themselves. Players are encouraged to resolve conflicts amongst themselves.
Griefing is permitted on the server. Players are free to destroy or alter other players’ structures as they see fit.
A Discord server may be set up in the future, but there is no current timeline for its establishment.
If there is a demand for higher player limits, the server admin may consider increasing the limit to accommodate more players.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3666 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Join us and protect these precious tomboys from extinction by building them cute little houses and giving them all the diamonds they could ever want.
We’ve got tomboy-themed events like “Tomboy Tuesdays” where we all dress up in our best tomboy skins and have a blast.
Don’t miss out on the chance to save the tomboys and have a ton of fun while doing it. Join now and be a hero for the tomboys!
