Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Animals Bred:	139	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

What Is HyperMc? ⇨ HyperMc Is A Minecraft Lifesteal Server With Tons of Features. Is HyperMc For Both Java And Bedrock Edition Players?⇨Yes, You are absolutely correct hypermc is available for both the Minecraft java & bedrock editions.JOIN HYPERMC NOW AND COMPETE WITH OTHER TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARDS AND GET REWARDS!!.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	961608	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

We offer you a high-quality Minecraft server dedicated to the GEN interface. Create your own island, make generators and expand your territory!On our server you will find many things such as:> Unique builds > Custom plugins > Custom mines > Farming & Fishing systemIn the future we are planning make our Network much bigger. Join right now and try something new with ChainMC!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!