Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crops Grown:	4395	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Potions Brewed:	121
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	141
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	874270
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Towns Built:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8707	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Potions Brewed:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Spears Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Emeralds Found:	1367
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!